Somehow I find myself in the unenviable position of being completely out of date. My cell phone sucks and is around 3 years old, our main TV is a bulky CRT, we don’t have any HD gear (other than a multiswitch), my fastest computer is more than 3 years old with a single core CPU, and our digital camera is absolutely pathetic. I think my laptop is about five or six years old.
I’d like to upgrade to an XBox 360, but that seems really expensive…particularly if I want games. And what’s the point of a 360 without a TV upgrade? Which makes me think…why get a new TV if my DVR is the old standard def model? Better upgrade that, too. But the signal isn’t HD…I guess I need a new satellite dish. Can you say ka-ching?
I’d like a digital HD camcorder (are they even called camcorders any more?), but my computer is too old and slow to edit HD movies. And then I’d need massive amounts of new hard drive space, followed by equal amounts of backup capability. $$$$
Tech Envy
This all started with my brother’s wedding a few days ago. I noticed all of his 22 year old friends had cutting edge phones, cameras, etc. I thought…what the hell happened to me? I’m not exactly old, I make decent money, and I WORK IN HIGH TECH. Shouldn’t I have more gear than these guys?
But when I start shopping, all I see are limitations. Maybe I know too much about what goes on behind the curtain? I see locked-down phones with artificial limitations imposed by carriers, accompanied by super-high rates. “Upgrading” my phone to a plan with unlimited data is literally a 100% increase in my already sky-high monthly bill. I see DRM…incompatibility…monthly fees…proprietary everything.
In the end, the more I know about tech…the less I want this crap. It’s all just too damn expensive, too closed, too complex, and too shitty.
I’ll wait just a few more years, because surely it can only get better. Then…maybe, just maybe — I’ll upgrade everything at once.
Wouldn’t that be a fun shopping trip?