House for Sale Fail

My redneck neighbors are trying to sell their house. Seriously.

The weeds are a nice touch, too.


Smitty Says:

Billy Bob: “My my, that’s a pretty big mobile home, ain’t it Fester?”
Fester: “Yup, but I don’t see no wheels.”
Billy Bob: “WHEELS, Geez Fester, you blind as a bat, why it says right there it comes with a Hemi!”

Brad Says:

They sit outside because the smell of the meth lab is unbearable. Ask them to park their truck in your driveway — maybe you’ll get rid of them sooner.

While they were watching you sneak taking the picture I heard one of them say “he’s got a pretty mouth”..