Here is my energy plan.

• Cars and trucks will run on “gasoline”, a toxic, flammable liquid.
• Vehicles will emit pollution that contributes to global warming and a bunch of other scary shit.
• We’ll need “refineries” to convert oil into gasoline.
• We’ll use big trucks (also burning “gasoline”) to haul the gasoline all over the country to “gas stations”.
• These so-called “gas stations” will have huge underground tanks to store the gas. They may leak occasionally.
• We can build massive oil drilling platforms, lay giant pipelines, build roads to remote sites, because fuck you Mother Nature.
• We’ll build huge ships to transport the oil. Occasional spills are OK because they are rare and usually far away. Hardly anybody lives in Alaska.
• We can buy much of our oil overseas, funneling trillions of dollars to foreign dictators who sponsor terrorism, treat women poorly, etc.
• Some of these dictators will build huge skyscrapers, providing hours of “How did they build that big building?” entertainment on the Discovery Channel and TLC.
• The same guys who give us shiny tall towers can create tax-free zones for US corporations to relocate, thus avoiding many U.S. taxes.
• When China starts consuming more gas and oil, we can lower gas taxes and send government rebate checks to combat rising prices, thus keeping consumption high for as long as possible.
• Coal is great for generating electricity. We can burn it and let the toxic waste dissipate harmlessly into the atmosphere.
• We won’t allow offshore windmill farms because they may hurt a Kennedy’s ocean view.
• Inland wind farms are too noisy and might kill some birds. The fossil-fuel thing is much better for birds. Except perhaps seagulls during an oil spill. But oil spills are rare.
• Solar farms are a bad idea because we’d need to build more long-range transmission lines, which will harm nature, possibly even ruining pristine views in remote national parks. It’s better to cart around giant trucks and trains full of gasoline and oil.
• Germany builds a lot of solar panels, but they also like David Hasselhoff. We don’t want to be like them.
• Wave power kills fish. Oil spills are rare, and global warming might not kill lots of fish for 50-100 years. In fact, with rising oceans, we might HELP fish!
• Oil gives us something to fight about.

Twitter has an annoying feature: it auto-shortens URLs. You might think this is useful given the 140 character Tweet limit, but in fact the opposite is often true. In many cases, the URL itself is self-descriptive. Let’s make up an example:

This is hilarious: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/freemanic_paracusia.png

That tweet takes 70 characters, and is self-descriptive. You can tell I’m linking to an XKCD comic, and you even know which one. Despite being well-within the 140 character limit, Twitter changes it to this:

This is hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/5gmpbn

They cut it from 70 to 44 characters…but why? It wasn’t anywhere near the 140 character limit. And what the hell does that Tweet describe? For all you know, I’m Rick-Rolling you. To give my Tweet context, I now have to describe it:

This XKCD comic is hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/5gmpbn

That’s 55 characters, but you still don’t know which comic I’m linking to. I could add more description:

This XKCD Freemanic Paracusia comic is hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/5gmpbn

Which brings us up to 75 characters, longer than the original Tweet with the full URL. (And I might still be Rick-Rolling you.)

Hacking a Workaround

Because Twitter does this automatically, without any explanation, I find myself spending more time on Tweets trying to find workarounds to avoid the URL tampering. I’ve tried posting URLs without “http://”, and that seemed to work for a week or so.

Then I posted this Tweet, and as you can see, they shortened AND BROKE the URL!

One surefire workaround: post an upside down URL. But that won’t render in many Twitter clients, Twhirl for one.

Content Tampering

Twitter is mostly just harmless fun, often a waste of time, but I find it enjoyable. Who cares, right? But…my Tweets are MY WORDS. Given that URLs often describe their destination, I choose my words in combination with URLs to say something specific. Cramming a coherent thought down to 140 characters is a challenging and fun exercise, and it is very frustrating when a flawed algorithm changes what I type without asking.

In fact, I think this problem is more profound. Changing what people write without asking permission is in fact a misquotation:

Omission of important context: The context can be important for determining the overall argument the quoted person wanted to make…

I argue that URLs often provide context, and our words — even URLs — should not be changed without permission. I suggest Twitter add a preference option allowing users to enable or disable this feature. Sadly, the broken URL shortening occurs whether you Tweet from the web or a Twitter client.

• Here is a getsatisfaction.com problem describing the issue.

If you don’t see the new “comic bubble” header graphic, you may have to refresh the page, or even Shift-Reload. I find that whenever I change background images on this blog, the old images are cached for awhile.

I still need to fix the caveman favicon.ico file, but I seem to have forgotten how I created an “.ico” file in the first place. Time for some research!

I was working on a completely new theme, but everything I come up with ends up being more complex and ugly. So rather than start from scratch, I plan to incrementally tweak this theme, hopefully removing some clutter as I go.

One of the managers where I work turned 40. This is what his team did to his cube:

I am a Twitter junkie…tweets like this keep me coming back, day after day:

Navel gazing…yeah, right!