Unsexiest Woman Alive

According to Maxim, Sara Jessica Parker is the unsexiest woman alive. Think about that. Out of BILLIONS of women worldwide, they claim she is absolutely last. Here is an MSNBC article; the original Maxim list seems to have gone missing. Maybe they backed down?

I tried contacting Maxim Editor in Chief Guido Selenko, pictured below, but he will not return my phone calls.

This is just a hunch, but the guy who puts Sara Jessica Parker on this list probably hasn’t visited Dirt Cheap Cigarettes and Beer in O’Fallon, MO on a weekend night.

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