Best Spam of 2007
December 21st, 2007
I just received the best spam email of 2007:
Subject: “Drop up to 20 pounds in a day”
Sender: “colon cure”
Content: “America’s Favorite Colon Cleanse!”
America has a favorite colon cleanse? Uh…
I hear a similar ad on the radio all the time, describing the backup as “like spackle” on the walls of your intestines. Reminds me of the colon blow skit on SNL.
This is funny because somewhere out there, someone actually believes there is 20 POUNDS of shit backed up in their system. Better get your plunger ready.
A nice way of getting around the “grow a big dick” spam filters…
I received the following lovely spam enticement:
“Park Your Mack Truck In Her Single Car Garage”